New Lunch Strategy

I have done it! I found a way to get to lunch and minimize my waiting time for my food. This new revolutionary strategy is.... running. By running to lunch, I can increase my sandwich retrieving skills. In order to improve my speed, I use a process called drafting, which means running behind larger people, and let them absorb the drag. I learned this absolutely dandy strategy while at Zamboni Boot Camp. It is quite useful whenever speed is necessary. However, me and my friend, we shall call him "Dr. Millz", have devised an ingenious new device called the super hopper. This extraordinary device captures lightening, then scrambles that throughout the body, and allows people to hop in between dimensions. The first prototype will be completed shortly.

Super Hopper website here:

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