Friday, October 17, 2008

Lunch.....

The lunch lines are too long. I am waiting until the lines diminish. If this gets any worse, I may have to stop eating lunch. Stopping the consumption of food, however dangerous, is worth it. The less weight on my Zamboni, the faster it will go. The faster it goes, the more money I make, which is very good.




6 comments:

The Baseblog said...

The lines ARE too long. Hunger is not the issue though, it is all of the money that is hanging around in your pocket from your zamboni races. Maybe you should spend it somewhere else, like on your zamboni. You'll make more money anyway. Any free samples?

Matt said...

Free samples of lunch, oh my dear friend. The school would never do that. That is as forbidden as going over "the falls" (Niagara Falls) in barrel. Come to my hometown to see what I mean.

ESPtastyriffs said...

yes that is an ingenious plot. wat you can also do is give your zamboni a new engine. sayyyyy 415 horsepower. and give it a racing seat. this will surely increase handeing, speed, indimidation, etc.

Matt said...

Or I could put in a TWIN TURBOS!
with chrome exhaust for the win.

The Baseblog said...

No!! Free Samples of MONEY!!

Matt said...

Free samples of money? my dear boy, with all the money I make, I need to put twin turbos and chrome exhausts in.