New Lunch Strategy

I have done it! I found a way to get to lunch and minimize my waiting time for my food. This new revolutionary strategy is.... running. By running to lunch, I can increase my sandwich retrieving skills. In order to improve my speed, I use a process called drafting, which means running behind larger people, and let them absorb the drag. I learned this absolutely dandy strategy while at Zamboni Boot Camp. It is quite useful whenever speed is necessary. However, me and my friend, we shall call him "Dr. Millz", have devised an ingenious new device called the super hopper. This extraordinary device captures lightening, then scrambles that throughout the body, and allows people to hop in between dimensions. The first prototype will be completed shortly.

Super Hopper website here:

Thegreatestdeviceintheworldoratleastcanada.com

Am I scared of becoming an adult

No, I am not scared of becoming an adult. I believe that I will be able to get a good job that will support my pastimes. My pastimes, although expensive, are all one time fees. A car will last forever if properly maintained. I am more scared of college than I am of full adult hood. The are many more opportunities to get into trouble. I don't want to end up like Joba Chamberlain and get a DUI

Lunch.....

The lunch lines are too long. I am waiting until the lines diminish. If this gets any worse, I may have to stop eating lunch. Stopping the consumption of food, however dangerous, is worth it. The less weight on my Zamboni, the faster it will go. The faster it goes, the more money I make, which is very good.